But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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