let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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