Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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