He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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