Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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