windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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