quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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