Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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