But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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