ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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