He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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