Dual....:-)
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
A bitchslap is in order.
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