Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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