does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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