Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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