he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Randomize
