mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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