i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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