It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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