I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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