yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
