apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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