Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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