No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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