Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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