Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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