I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
When did angry sex become our thing?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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