i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
