Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
how drunk are you?
Several
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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