Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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