windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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