The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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