Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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