God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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