Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I need to align my fucking chakras
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