you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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