I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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