I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Is Oprah even human
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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