They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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