Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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