I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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