i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
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