Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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