when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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