they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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