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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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