I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I don't deserve a penis
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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