Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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