as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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