i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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