Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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